can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s
abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”
HE WAS SHOT IN 1865
I’m a nerd, but not in the useful “you’ll all be working for me one day when I invent jet packs” way. I’m a nerd in the “I have very strong opinions about history and literature and will yell them at you if you give me even the slightest opportunity” way. And that one does not pay well.
sometimes i forget that a lot of you have never heard my voice and i wonder what kind of voice you picture me having omg
“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *instrument explodes*”
oh my god I think I actually lost a few pounds from laughing so hard at that livestream. An awesome night with awesome folks!
i take this as a sign that you havent watched since your season and a half marathon
I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.